The Cutter *

Oh, dear, I hope this doesn't give JJ any ideas!

*Echo and the Bunnymen

Goodbye To Jane *

Now wasn't that a good blog?
* Slade

Things To Make And Do *

Right, I should have blogged about gay storks (I'm not joking), I should have blogged about dildos in the shape of Oliver Kahn and Michael Ballack (I wish I was joking) and I should have blogged about other less important stuff like how excellent it is that there are lots and lots of English flags flying from houses and cars and offices at the moment (oh, god, how I hate the self-hating English left!).
I should have also blogged about being with the boy on our own all week.
I should also have blogged about how brilliant it was to hear Jane's voice every night this week. And I should also have blogged about how I am meeting Jane later and that we are going to have a real fabby night.

But I don't have time to say anything about any of that and I don't have time to do any of the links, so, bear with me - I'll get those things done over the weekend with any luck!

* Can't remember the band, but, if I recall, they were some post-punk outfit from the north of Ireland - it was a good little song, though!

Cat People *

All you cat people are harbouring viscious and violent criminals - here is but one example of this by one called Lewis!

"Neighbors say they have been terrorized by Lewis, saying the cat's long claws and stealth have allowed the cat to attack at least a half-dozen people and ambush the Avon lady as she was getting out of her car."

And there shall be no sniggering at the back, please!!

* David Bowie

Blessed State *

Should really have mentioned one of the main reasons why I was a bit cheered up and that's cos I've got two tickets to go and see Camera Obscura in a couple of weeks - oh, I wonder who will go with me ....

* Wire (again) - yes, well, the triple CD box set is sitting right in front of me as a write.

From Despair To Where *

Why, why oh fucking why? Then, again, is he going to be any worse than the other four managers we've had in the past year - yes, four managers in the past year (Claridge, Lee, Tuttle, McLeary)????

*Manic Street Preachers

Strange *

I could and really should tell you about Notebooks of a Naked Youth by Billy Childish, which I just finished a couple of days ago. But, me being a lazy sod - except for work today when I went flat out (Jane, tell them what I told you!) - I won't so you'll just have to read about it here and read about Childish here and read an interview with him from the Observer back in 2004 here and read a bit more of a biog here.
As you will see from all this stuff, Childish has been quite a prolific writer since first emerging in Chatham, Kent, as part of the punk group The Pop Rivets in the 1970s, having now been party to over 100 recorded albums and author of over 30 collections of poetry and four novels.
The book is very funny and extremely surreal. Well worth the read.
Childish is a quaint, eccentric Englishman and a talented one at that - the only downside being that he had the bad taste to have been the significant other of Tracy Emin in the past.

I was on the verge of doing one of my "I'm-not-going-to-blog-ever-again" type statements, so I'm glad that Childish forced me to write something. But I'm also really glad that I spoke to a certain someone tonight and she cheered me up and lifted my total boredom - even though part of the conversation was about something really sad, which she has posted on (I'm sure my readers know where to go).

* Originally by Wire, later covered by This Mortal Coil and then later again covered by REM.

Personality Crisis *

She who once was "'er indoors" but will now be known as "the boy's mum" has gone off for a week so that means that I am at my former house looking after the boy. Not a bad start as he had friend round and I said that friend could stay for dinner. But the boy decided, contrary to earlier pact, not to watch Matrix Reloaded with me. Fair do's, so watched the second part of Dr Who cybermen thingy and very good it was too. And then the boy wanted to watch Eurovision song Contest so we watched that and had a great laugh - but wasn't that voting busineness rather tedious?

And so here am I at auld hoose and thinking that there are things to be done at MY HOOSE - this is going to be a weird week!

And here is me also predominately thinking about my best friend and hoping that she is okay cos she hasn't been too good today.

And here is me thinking that I want some of that beef bourgignon that she cooked tonight!!

And here is me also thinking about rubbish poetry!!!

* New York Dolls

Wow *

Spent the last few days in Paris with Jane - it was the most amazing few days imaginable. Wait, in fact, it was way beyond that. We saw this, this, this, walked down here, saw this, this, this, this and this. We also spent time in here, but, it must be said, not a lot of sleeping was done.

I'm back at work tomorrow and Jane is back to work on Monday. Part of that sentence is the most wonderful news that I've heard since Jane told me she would see me again following our first date.

Life is wonderful!

* Kate Bush

Best Days *

The horrible cloud has lifted from my very best friend. She can now get on with the rest of her life.

Can I just leave you with this - someone on our blog circle has caused one hell of a lot of trouble for someone that I care about. I have my suspicions as to who (anonomously - fucking coward) grassed her up, but, for now .... celebration time!!

* Blur

Wild Wild Life *

The following is a fascinating article from today's edition of the New York Times:

Leaving the Wild, and Rather Liking the Change
By JUAN FORERO
Published: May 11, 2006
SAN JOSÉ DEL GUAVIARE, Colombia — Since time immemorial the Nukak-Makú have lived a Stone Age life, roaming across hundreds of miles of isolated and pristine Amazon jungle, killing monkeys with blowguns and scouring the forest floor for berries.
But recently, and rather mysteriously, a group of nearly 80 wandered out of the wilderness, half-naked, a gaggle of children and pet monkeys in tow, and declared themselves ready to join the modern world.
"We do not want to go back," explained one man, who uses the sole name Ma-be, and who arrived with the others at this outpost in southern Colombia in March. "We want to stay near town. We can plant our own food. In the meantime the town can help us."
While it is not known for sure why they left the jungle, what is abundantly clear is that the Nukak's experience as nomads and hunter-gatherers has left them wholly unprepared for the world they have just entered.
The Nukak have no concept of money, of property, of the role of government, or even of the existence of a country called Colombia. They ask whether the planes that fly overhead are moving on some sort of invisible road.
They have no government identification cards, making them nonentities to Colombia's bureaucracy.
"The Nukak don't know what they've gotten themselves into," said Dr. Javier Maldonado, 27, a physician who has been working with them.
When asked if the Nukak were concerned about the future, Belisario, the only one in the group who had been to the outside world before and spoke Spanish, seemed perplexed, less by the word than by the concept. "The future," he said, "what's that?" He serves as a interpreter for the others. One of perhaps a few dozen indigenous communities living in relative seclusion in the Amazon basin, the Nukak have, in dribs and drabs, gone beyond the borders of their jungle world only since 1988, just as the world has intermittently found them.
In 2003 dozens of Nukak left the wilderness and arrived at San José del Guaviare, saying Colombia's relentless civil war had encroached on their reserve and forced them to seek safety. Perhaps as many as 250 now live in settlements around the town, about as many as anthropologists suspect are still alive in the wilderness.
In recent years Nukak clans in the jungle have also had some contact with missionaries and with farmers and sedentary indigenous groups, who trade their crops for meat hunted by the Nukak, who picked up at least the notion of agriculture.
Though it is unclear how big the Nukak population once was, anthropologists believe that what little contact the Nukak have had with outsiders has most likely left them reduced by Western diseases, including influenza and the common cold, to which they have no natural defenses.
Janet Chernela, an anthropologist who has worked with the Nukak, said a study she had conducted showed that Nukak who abandon their nomadic lives and settle down, even temporarily, become susceptible to illnesses, including soil-transmitted diseases.
What little is known about this latest group is that it abandoned the Nukak National Park, which is nearly half the size of New Jersey, in the state of Guaviare. Belisario — who knows several of the towns outside the reserve, having been reared for part of his childhood by settlers who encroached on the jungle — led the way.
It was no easy journey, the Nukak told Dr. Maldonado, spanning nearly 200 miles from the eastern end of their reserve to this town, known locally as San José. They arrived in the central plaza malnourished and exhausted, as astonished by this world of low-slung jungle buildings, jeeps and paved roads as the townspeople here were astonished by them.
"When I've had some time to talk to them and asked where they came from, they just say 'the bush,' " said Xismena Martínez, who oversees aid to the Nukak for San José. "But that could mean anywhere."
The newly arrived Nukak do not provide much detail about why they left. They just say that "the Green Nukak," a possible reference to Marxist guerrillas, who wear camouflage, told them to leave.
"The Green Nukak said we could not keep walking in the jungle, or else there would be problems," explained Va-di, another Nukak man, whose words were translated from Nukak by Belisario. "The Green Nukak told us to go where it is safe."
Colombian officials wonder if farmers growing coca, the crop used to make cocaine, may also have displaced the Nukak, who are peaceloving and unlikely to fight. Another theory is that another Nukak clan pushed this one out.
But because it is assumed that they fled the civil war, the Nukak are classified as displaced people, requiring the state to provide aid and help them return home, as long as it is safe. The government, though, cannot guarantee their safety.
Nor can officials force them to go back. So the town and the government are providing them food and clothing in a forest clearing called Aguabonita outside San José.
"We can't say, 'You're a Nukak, go back to the bush,' " said Ramón Rodríguez, who is overseeing assistance efforts from the central government's emergency aid organization, Social Action.
But even as the aid arrives, the donors are well aware that the largess could well doom the Nukak to a life of dependency, ensuring not only that they never return home but also that they never learn how to live in their new world.
"People want to protect them," Ms. Martínez said. "To help them, we give them food and clothes. That doesn't help them at all in the long term."
What everyone agrees on is that the Nukak of Aguabonita must avoid the fate of the Nukak who came here in 2003 and now live in a clearing called Barrancón.
Now in their fourth year in the area, the Nukak in Barrancón lead listless lives, lolling in their hammocks awaiting food from the state. They do not work, nor have they learned Spanish. They also have no plans to return to the forest. "I think we will be here always," said Martín, a young man who is considered a leader.
In Aguabonita, the scene on a recent day was full of commotion and laughter. Naked children tugged at the shirts of two foreign journalists, offering big smiles and hugs. The men quickly welcomed the visitors into a makeshift shelter, where they laughed at some of the questions and, it seemed, wholly innocently at their own odd predicament.
Are they sad? "No!" cried a Nukak named Pia-pe, to howls of laughter. In fact, the Nukak said they could not be happier. Used to long marches in search of food, they are amazed that strangers would bring them sustenance — free.
What do they like most? "Pots, pants, shoes, caps," said Mau-ro, a young man who went to a shelter to speak to two visitors.
Ma-be added, "Rice, sugar, oil, flour." Others said they loved skillets. Also high on the list were eggs and onions, matches and soap and certain other of life's necessities.
"I like the women very much," Pia-pe said, to raucous laughs.
One young Nukak mother, Bachanede, breast-feeding her infant as she talked, said she was happy just to stay still. "When you walk in the jungle," she said, "your feet hurt a lot."
The men still go into the jungle, searching for monkeys, a delicacy the Nukak cannot seem to live without. Monkeys are grilled, dismembered and boiled, then eaten piece by piece. The women still spend their time carefully weaving intricate wristbands and hammocks, using threads from palm leaves.
All live in shelters now, enjoy constant medical attention and, on weekends, stroll into town to take in the sights. "Nukak life is hard in the jungle," Dr. Maldonado said. "You wake up thinking about food and you go hunt, you go search for nuts. So when they see us they think their food problems are over."
That is not to say the Nukak do not have plans.
Ma-be explained that the idea is to grow plantains and yucca and take the crops to town. "We can exchange it for money," he said, "and exchange the money for other things."
But first they need to learn how to cultivate crops. The Nukak say they would like their children to go to school. They also say they do not want to lose traditions, like hunting or speaking their language. "We do want to join the white family," Pia-pe said, speaking of Colombian society, "but we do not want to forget words of the Nukak."
After a recent meeting with government officials, the Nukak were clear about what else they wanted: vehicles, drivers and doctors so a group of 15 Nukak could set off on a tour of the countryside, searching for a spot to settle down.
They do not ask for much — land to plant, preferably close to a town but also on the edge of a forest. They do not want armed men around, nor coca, they say.
"They will look to see if there are nuts, monkeys, water," said Ms. Rodríguez, the town official handling the latest request. "If they find it, then, yes, that's the spot."

* Talking Heads

Something So Right *

Well, when Reidski decides to do something, then Reidski does it! I moved into a new place this week and very nice it is too.

I'm having a very special friend over for dinner tomorrow night - hope she likes both the dinner and the flat!

*Paul Simon

One Love *

Comradely May Day greetings to you all! Avanti Populo! Keep the green and white hoops flying high, and all that!!

* The Prodigy