Cat People *

All you cat people are harbouring viscious and violent criminals - here is but one example of this by one called Lewis!

"Neighbors say they have been terrorized by Lewis, saying the cat's long claws and stealth have allowed the cat to attack at least a half-dozen people and ambush the Avon lady as she was getting out of her car."

And there shall be no sniggering at the back, please!!

* David Bowie