Play Dirty *

Played five-a-side football last night. My team got beat 19-5 - yes, 19-5!! Not bad going when you consider the game last for around 50 minutes. But, it should really have been 19-14, but my shooting was abysmal - again. The opposition complained that I was kicking their ankles, but I swear I only did it to three of them and not to all five. Anyway, why am I the one with the big bruise on my elbow and aching legs, eh?

*Poison