Friday, December 14, 2007

The Message *

One of those meme things is doing the rounds. This one involves composing a letter from the person you are now to your 13-year-old self. Here’s mine:

Dear Teenage Reidski

What a horrible little cunt you are. And what a bunch of horrible little cunts your fellow school pupils are. But, we can’t change history, so you’ll just have to put up with it and society will just have to put up with you. Life will improve in later years, I promise.

Yours sincerely
The More Mature Reidski

*Grandmaster Flash



Anonymous marc said...

Awwwwww, ain't he the cute wee man, lil Reidski....

2:50 am  
Blogger cookie monster said...

You cunting well like the word cunt don't you?

5:05 am  
Blogger Yorkshire Pudding said...

If I might say - very sensitively put, acknowledging the inner uncertainties and the trepidation of children in their early teens. You must be a brilliant dad with similarly wise bucketfuls of advice to bestow upon your tender offspring!

2:23 pm  
Blogger Reidski said...

marc - I was truly lovely!

cookie - not really actually as I see this word as nothing more than a genital insult which feminists will tell us is used to express hatred through using female body parts. Not really how I would like my thoughts and ideology to be summed up by.

YP - I'm a crap dad, but, hopefully, I'll improve through time.

6:32 pm  
Blogger Yorkshire Pudding said...

From previous posts I know you are not a "crap dad". In spite of your bullish alter ego, it is clear that you're quite a softie underneath - even though circumstances haven't always been ideal for you in fulfilling the dad role to the best of your ability. The main thing is that you are there for him and he knows it.

12:06 am  
Blogger Steve said...

That was cunting hilarious.

8:21 pm  
Blogger J.J said...

Dear Teenage Reidski -
A choice lies before you - lots of evenings spent in smoke filled meeting rooms or evenings spent playing football. One is likely to be more fun than the other. Think carefully before hanging up your boots for the next 25 years.

Oh and just so you know, 'old' people do have sex!

Love from your future.


9:02 am  

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