Friday, April 13, 2007

Vicar In A Tutu *

This nut job, who I think I mentioned many moons ago, sometimes drinks in my local. He was last heard of accepting free pints of Guinness down the Amersham Arms on St Patrick's Day and, in return, would do some Irish dancing in the middle of the A2. I don't know if he has a mental illness and I'm not one for making fun of the mentally ill or about peoples' lifestyles, but this fruitcake really ought to be locked up cos he's a menace to society.

*The Smiths



Blogger Moo said...

That is just too funny! What a chuffnut!

5:30 pm  
Blogger Reidski said...

Moo - funny when he's not sat in your pub demanding to watch that crappy Irish football when there is proper football that we want to watch. And, whatever a chuffnut is (and superb word, by the way), he is that!

12:42 pm  
Blogger Moo said...

This is true Reidski, I'm sure I wouldnt be laughing if he plonked himself at my local!

Dick, cock, knob - any of the above = Chuffnut, its my word of the week!!

5:57 pm  
Blogger Yorkshire Pudding said...

How uncharitable of you! I think you should invite this defrocked Horan chappie "chuffnut" to come and live with you so that you, with your reservoir of the milk of human kindness, might help him through his eccentricities and mental torment. By the way talking about chuffnuts- Millwall seem to be set up nicely for an assault on The Championship next season. The ship has been steadied. In contrast I can see my beloved Hull City going down... AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!

11:37 pm  
Blogger Steve said...

Shoot the fucker. God'll sort him out.

1:31 am  
Blogger Steve said...

Got to agree re: "Chuffnut" BTW. I'm going to commandeer it fo rfuture use.

1:33 am  
Blogger Renegade Eye said...

That's a visual pollutant.

8:55 am  
Blogger Reidski said...

YP - not sure how I'd react if he came anywhere near me. On the Millwall front, I agree - good bet for promotion candidates next term. Btw, never thought I'd say these words, but ... come on Hull! Over recent weeks, JJ and I have become a tad obsessed about our wish for relegation for Leeds.

Steve - good idea! And, yes, what a brilliant word!

Ren - he pollutes every inch of the world he populates and pollutes our eyes and ears also.

5:16 pm  

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