Friday, November 17, 2006

Tomorrow Belongs To Me *

After work tomorrow (yes, I know, working on a Saturday - but I'm not one for complaining - s**t, f**k and b******s), JJ takes me off to a work "do", where I get to be introduced to her workmates, so should I be

a) scared that I get pissed and make a complete fool of myself and, by association, her
b) nervous, in case they all hate me and force her to dump me
c) happy, cos I finally get to meet Barry Chuckle?

* The Sensational Alex Harvey Band - who remembers them performing Next on the Old Grey Whistle Test? I think it was the first time I ever heard the word "gonorrhoea"! Well, I was young!!

11 Comments:

Blogger Yorkshire Pudding said...

Advice:-
Shower
Shave
Deodorant
No scotch pie farts
Clean underpants - not the usual leopardskin thong!
Your own money - not JJ's!
Speak slowly and clearly, remembering that in the wilds of Northamptonshire, the only Scottish accents they regularly come across are in "The Broons" Annual - "Whitya daein Grandpaw?"
Have fun.

9:23 pm  
Blogger Reidski said...

YP:
A-thanks
S-will do
S-will do
D-spray on, yes
N-well, I won't be eating any before the event, so, no
C-must really try to remember that one
Y-no fucking way, I'm a Scotchman, remember
S-I'll be babbling like a drunken fool and, anyway, there could be Corby folk there and they will definitely understand me
H-that is a definite cos JJ will be with me.

11:20 pm  
Blogger J.J said...

I want to know if I ams till 'anonymous' round here so this is by way of a 'Testing' comment, but I wills ee you very soon.x

1:54 pm  
Blogger Renegade Eye said...

You answered your own question.

I would add to pretend you actually like her friends, and your glad you're with them. If you're lucky, you can forget to pretend.


Regards.

1:50 am  
Anonymous Messalina said...

Are you going to/Did you really meet Barry Chuckle?

9:57 am  
Blogger Voroshilov said...

Hey I remember that clip. It's pretty bad.

Erm, but I like you Reidski.

1:07 pm  
Blogger Reidski said...

JJ - you are a fully functioning commenter again!

Ren - no need to pretend, it was fun!

Messalina - I refer you to the answer I gave you as we passed on the stairs this morning.

Voroshilov - more scary than bad. Although, the guitarist with the clown's make-up looked like a right tit! And we really need to arrange a drink soon - celebrate the birth of our lord Jesus Christ, maybe?

1:38 pm  
Anonymous Messalina said...

I would like to like the Sensational Alex Harvey Band but I can't bring myself to embrace anybody who comes up with the lyric "Ain't nothing like a gang bang to chase the blues away". Sorry, is this political correctness gone mad?

12:23 pm  
Blogger gordon said...

I went to see Alex Harvey in the Appolo with a mate. He ended up going to the back stage party afterwards. It was his first (and last?) experience of gonorrhoea too. One that took him to Balck St clinic.

5:48 pm  
Blogger knuckles said...

you met barry chuckle? what was it like being in the presence of genius?

4:59 am  
Blogger cookie monster said...

p.s. quite why blogger has decided my nickname is now knuckles is beyond me!

5:01 am  

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