Tomorrow Belongs To Me *
After work tomorrow (yes, I know, working on a Saturday - but I'm not one for complaining - s**t, f**k and b******s), JJ takes me off to a work "do", where I get to be introduced to her workmates, so should I be
a) scared that I get pissed and make a complete fool of myself and, by association, her
b) nervous, in case they all hate me and force her to dump me
c) happy, cos I finally get to meet Barry Chuckle?
* The Sensational Alex Harvey Band - who remembers them performing Next on the Old Grey Whistle Test? I think it was the first time I ever heard the word "gonorrhoea"! Well, I was young!!
posted by Reidski @ 8:28 pm
11 Comments:
Advice:-
Shower
Shave
Deodorant
No scotch pie farts
Clean underpants - not the usual leopardskin thong!
Your own money - not JJ's!
Speak slowly and clearly, remembering that in the wilds of Northamptonshire, the only Scottish accents they regularly come across are in "The Broons" Annual - "Whitya daein Grandpaw?"
Have fun.
YP:
A-thanks
S-will do
S-will do
D-spray on, yes
N-well, I won't be eating any before the event, so, no
C-must really try to remember that one
Y-no fucking way, I'm a Scotchman, remember
S-I'll be babbling like a drunken fool and, anyway, there could be Corby folk there and they will definitely understand me
H-that is a definite cos JJ will be with me.
I want to know if I ams till 'anonymous' round here so this is by way of a 'Testing' comment, but I wills ee you very soon.x
You answered your own question.
I would add to pretend you actually like her friends, and your glad you're with them. If you're lucky, you can forget to pretend.
Regards.
Are you going to/Did you really meet Barry Chuckle?
Hey I remember that clip. It's pretty bad.
Erm, but I like you Reidski.
JJ - you are a fully functioning commenter again!
Ren - no need to pretend, it was fun!
Messalina - I refer you to the answer I gave you as we passed on the stairs this morning.
Voroshilov - more scary than bad. Although, the guitarist with the clown's make-up looked like a right tit! And we really need to arrange a drink soon - celebrate the birth of our lord Jesus Christ, maybe?
I would like to like the Sensational Alex Harvey Band but I can't bring myself to embrace anybody who comes up with the lyric "Ain't nothing like a gang bang to chase the blues away". Sorry, is this political correctness gone mad?
I went to see Alex Harvey in the Appolo with a mate. He ended up going to the back stage party afterwards. It was his first (and last?) experience of gonorrhoea too. One that took him to Balck St clinic.
you met barry chuckle? what was it like being in the presence of genius?
p.s. quite why blogger has decided my nickname is now knuckles is beyond me!
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