Yes, I know, puffy cheeks and all that shit, but here we go for a caption competition! The winner gets to shag me - wow, I wonder who that's going to be!!!
As I don't want to win the caption competition - being proud to admit that the only thing that has ever been up my arse was a lady doctor's rubber gloved finger when she checked my prostate, making me feel like an invaded virgin, my caption suggestion is this - "Reidski is on the ball". Funny ey?
Wow, that is a classic Panini pose. Is it set up or do you really have that poise and balance? As a goalie, I'd liked to be photographed pointing and shouting, but if I was a centre forward this is the pose I'd strike. Excellent
And I know it is a rubbish caption but if I don't win there is going to be hell to pay even though that Lancashire pudding has made such good suggestions!
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kinell youve got more hair than me! and less of a gut. and more football skill! im soo depressed.
id enter the caaption competition bit i couldnt accept the prize as i have no vaseline! sorry. i know your heartbroken!
cookie - i would have supplied the vaseline, but,as you didn't supply a good caption, ye've git nae chance!
As I don't want to win the caption competition - being proud to admit that the only thing that has ever been up my arse was a lady doctor's rubber gloved finger when she checked my prostate, making me feel like an invaded virgin, my caption suggestion is this - "Reidski is on the ball". Funny ey?
"At Willow Tree Retreat, even the most disabled residents are encouraged to participate in sporting activities."
"In this year's Special Olympics, Scotland again came last in the twenty metres hopping competition."
"After drinking six cans of Special Brew, Reidski was always keen to show spectators his famous impression of a Spitfire".
"When JJ agreed to wed Reidski, he ran around the local park like a complete nutter yelling - I'll even support Northampton!"
Wow, that is a classic Panini pose. Is it set up or do you really have that poise and balance? As a goalie, I'd liked to be photographed pointing and shouting, but if I was a centre forward this is the pose I'd strike. Excellent
YP - that sounds painful. And your caption suggestion is the leader at the moment, so you never know ...
LP - I think I know your much more famous cousin. Anyway, good suggestions - it's a toss up between your special Brew one and YP's so far!
Voroshilov - you are kind and sweet. Know what you mean by the goalie pose, definitely the one to have.
Pictured above is Jane's footballing hero.
And I know it is a rubbish caption but if I don't win there is going to be hell to pay even though that Lancashire pudding has made such good suggestions!
If you don't let me score, then I'm gonna hold my breath til I turn blue.
JJ - you win. Isn't that amazing? Yours is easily the best caption, so this competition is now closed! ;-))
marc - cheeky git!
Sorry, mate --was just getting started...
"George Graham on the pitch, showing he's still got it"
george graham? more like george formby!
I knew I'd seen that player before!
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Great pic! I reckon you were posing tho!! Did JJ take that piccie?
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