Sunday, June 12, 2005

Unfair *

I believe that, when a blogger is meme'd, then they have an obligation to answer the questions, so... thanks tnr!! I'm usually up for these silly lists, but I have to say that this one didn't quite interest me cos I have never really been into comics and superhero shit (probably cos, as a kid, we couldn't really afford them). But here goes anyway ...

1/If you could have one superpower, what would it be and why? (Assume you also get baseline superhero enhancements like moderately increased strength, endurance and agility.)
To introduce a more equitable world economic system in which each according to their ... err, bollocks to that.
What I really want is to be able to make sure that the Scottish and English premier leagues are never decided until the last game of the season, at which both Rangers and Manchester United, who were both in the driving seat going into their respective matches, blow it, leaving this lot and this lot to win their respective titles in the last minute of the last game of each and every season.

2/ Which, if any, 'existing' superhero(es) do you fancy, and why?
Wonderwoman as played by Lynda Carter cos she's pure dead gorgeous - that's the easiest question that I have ever had to answer in my entire life.

3/Which, if any, 'existing' superhero(es) do you hate?
Spiderman, as depicted by Tobey Maguire, cos he's a right moanin' faced wee shite.

4/ What would your superhero name be? (No prefab porn-name formulas here, you have to make up the name you think you'd be proud to mask under.)
Bawheidman, cos that's what I am - for those who are not Scottish, a bawheid is someone who would do something like this.
5/ Is there an 'existing' superhero with whom you identify/whom you would like to be?
Unfortunately, I "identify with", rather than want to be, the above-named Spiderman as depicted by Tobey Maguire cos, like him, I am a moanin' faced wee shite. I would definitely like to be Red Son, of which I had never heard of until linked to it by tnr. And I also like the looks of the Black Panther, who I came across while doing this meme.

Pass it on. Three people please, and why.
Ardee - cos I pass everything on to this wonderful human being.
Jane - cos she needs every encouragement to carry on blogging.
Duff - cos he's a right wanker and if I have to waste my time doing this shite then I don't see why he shouldn't.

*Pavement

4 Comments:

Blogger Imposs1904 said...

So wee both identify with Peter Parker? Well, bagsy I get first wear of the costume.

The crying boy picture brought back memories - we had one of those in the hallway growing up. Every time I passed it, it looked like I was looking in the mirror ;-)

PS - Message for Duffers - get your finger out, and do the meme like the good man says. And no, uselessandfuckingpointlesscomment man is no name for a superhero before you even contemplate it.

7:42 pm  
Blogger Reidski said...

I've just had another look at your answers - must have only skimmed first time round.
Yes, Spidey, what a chube!
The crying boy, indeed - didn't every working class home have one? We had it in the living room, opposite wall to the Spanish Lady. did you have one of those?

8:16 pm  
Blogger Imposs1904 said...

Yes, we had the Spanish Lady as well.

I think me and you were separated at birth.

8:31 pm  
Blogger Lisa Rullsenberg said...

Finding this post and comments on a Monday morning was enough to brighten my day.

And I think I have been long of the opinion that you and Darren were separated at birth :)

Now where are the remarks of Duff?!

9:10 am  

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