The Short Answer*
Telephone conversations you wish you didn't have with your 14-year-old son:
Me: Hi sonny, your mum's out tonight so I'm coming over to stay the night.
The Boy: Cool. When are you coming over?
Me: I'll be over later and make us dinner.
The Boy: Yeh, but exactly when?
Me: Not sure. Why do you need to know?
The Boy: So's I know how long I can put off hiding the empty beer bottles.
Parenthood is such bliss!
* Billy Bragg
Labels: teenagers
4 Comments:
That is so funny if you're not a parent!
Fair play to the boy!
At least they're beer bottles and not vodka or whisky! And it is nice that he can be straight with you like that.
TNR - yes, was rather funny.
marc - cheeky wee bugger that he is.
YP - sometimes it's all rather too straight. But we do have a good relationship.
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