Immigrant Song*
Man goes on holiday to Gambia. Man sees woman. Man peels potatoes. Man marries woman. Man comes back to England. Man talks pure pish.
Read all about it here. And here is an excerpt:
"Mr Thompson, a Liberal Democrat councillor on Calderdale Council, said he had also converted to Islam.
He said love blossomed as they peeled potatoes together outside his hotel near Banjul on his first night..."
* Led Zeppelin
Labels: love at first spud
5 Comments:
Oh Reidski you cynic. I need to see a photograph of the Cllr to confirm my prejudice. However, have you considered that he might look like George Clooney? Ha ha more like his Aunty Rosemary, I bet.
I think I need to stop reading your blog...I'm becoming more cynical! Peeling potatoes, would you ever.
Hey guy! If two people can fall in love via blogging then why not fall in love over a bowl of spuds (tatties to you)? Okay she's only twenty five but no esteemed local politician would ever put sex with a dusky and nubile maiden first, would he?
All those Lib Dems are doing that sort of thing nowadays. What about that Lembit whassisname and his Romanian tottie?
messalina - me cynical? I was merely saying he was talking crap, which he most certainly is!
Moo - I would stop reading this rubbish if I were you!
YP - you have a point on that one. And, secondly: So it's either get the pavements in Calderdale High St sorted out or give his new missus one - err, I think we both know what he'll do!
TNR - I can't stand that Lembit Opik (did I spell that correctly?). Remeber that hunting business and his stupid third way? He made the debate over that totally irrelevant and waste-of-time legislation even more stupid.
Post a Comment
<< Home