Day of the Lords *
It's all happening in New Cross over the next three days as tonight marks the first of "3 Days Yoke Breaking Prayer Meeting" organised by the New Cross Branch (obviously) of the Mountain of Fire and Miracles Ministeries International UK. An invite has been popped through my letter box today for these three three-hour gatherings. The only problem I have is that I had planned to go down the pub to watch Man City bounce back from their FA Cup humiliation last weekend (no, not humiliating to get beat by Blackburn but humiliating to simply not try) and beat Chelsea, tomorrow night I had planned to spend the evening in Northampton with JJ and, on Friday, will get out of my face on Diamond White and Buckfast. So I'll need to think about this one! It is only round the corner, though. But, then again, so is the pub! My biggest concern is in what they plan do with all the eggs after three days of breaking the yokes - it would be such a waste if they threw them all out!
* Joy Division
Labels: that yoke isn't funny anymore
posted by Reidski @ 6:38 pm
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Sorry about City not beating Chelski - but at least they tried tonight. Still only ONE SHOT on FUCKING GOAL though!
Then again, our strikers probably only get paid £20 - 30,000 a week.
Personally I wouldn't get out of bed for less less than £100,000 - as Frank Lampard might have once said. Allegedly.
'The Mountain of Fire and Miracles Ministries International UK'????
Blimey - that is a name to conjure with.
Of course - if you would rather spend tonight breaking yokes in New Cross than come and see me you have only to say....
It is easy to see that you are a lost soul in an urban jungle living a life of wanton debauchery. You need Jesus in your life!
And Jesus is waiting for you! That message through your door was a message from The Lord God Almighty and you must follow his will for he will embrace the murderers, the paedophiles, the serial adulterers, the thieves, the vagabonds and yes - yes - the worst creature of all The Scottish Millwall supporters! Let Jesus into your life! Praise The Lord!
Steve - and as Pierre van Hooijdonk once said when offered £10,000 per week to stay on at Celtic: "That might be enough for a street sweeper in Glasgow, but not for me!" But you did beat Boro today and now looking safe.
JJ - I had a much better time with you, of course. I was after a miracle cure for my ailments last night, but not strong enough to walk the 100 yards to receive one.
YP - whatever!
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