Knockin em Back

I love the Germans - read this.

The weather's about to turn in our lovely city. I think I'll mark the occasion by having my fourth bottle of San Miguel since I came home from work about two hours ago. I'm simply taking the sound advice of the German minister.
Heard a weird bit of gossip about an old friend and colleague last night.
This guy used to be a serial shagger and went out with some gorgeous looking women. Then he came out the closet and admitted his true sexuality. Then he went off to work in far-off foreign climes - that was about three years ago. Now it transpires that not only is he back in the closet, but he's married with a child.
I'm not quite sure how to react to this one yet...but, as long as he's happy...